RJ Sellmore – Lead Vocals and Percussion
AKA Rich Sellers: The lead singer and Band leader has always prided himself on being a professional on and off stage. He recently was able to spend time at one of the oldest marinas and yacht clubs in San Francisco, The Aeolian Yacht Club. His main duty was to be in charge of the Launch Ramp but also managed its famous Friday Night gatherings. RJ has been playing music since he was in grade school and when he is not singing or playing the congas he prefers to relax in ancient roman style bath houses with as many friends he can get.
Judd Thunder – Drums, Lead and Back Up Vocals
AKA Jon Raden Judd Thunder started playing drums in high school and has worked in many projects since his first hair band. This includes a variety of 80's cover bands including Eurasia, UB69, Dick Astley and Jon Bovi. Jud Thunders likes watching the movie, Moby Dick when he is not rehearsing or performing, and has it saved on his computer, iPhone and iPad, for easy access.
Rusty Brown – Trombone
AKA Joe Freuen Adding to the Ginger Bread Horn section, Rusty blows a good bone.
Geoff Prince – Bass Guitar, Lead and Back Up Vocals
AKA Zac Johnson: Is our only real multi talented musician. As well as playing Bass he can play almost every instrument including the lute, bouzouki, and Koto but he prefers the oboe. CAB is very lucky to be blessed with the talents of Jeff and one of the only reasons he is in CAB is because of his very close friendship with RJ. He has his doctorate of ancient instruments and recently earned his PHD from the unaccredited University of Redwood. Jeff also double majored in Nautical Engineering and manufactured his own Sailboat.
Leif Gunner – Guitars and Back Up Vocals
AKA Paul Wurster: Since the polygamous marriage last year Leif has been very focused on performing while at the top his game. He spends the majority of his days rehearsing and getting ready for "the next gig". He started playing guitar at a very young age likes tuning his instrument to get the most velvety sound possible. John and Leif are the only members to commute to the gigs because they live in a compound in eastern Oregon inside John Day.
Chaz Pennington – Keyboards
AKA Ben Scharf: Chaz recently won a scoring award for the softcore movie "Candy and Apples". The film was only released on Betamax and LaserDisc formats. The soundtrack only is available via 8 track tapes.
John Stache’man – Saxophones
AKA Sean Flannery: John recently started playing the saxophone last year because it's "smooth and helps get women". Leif and John recently became aware they were dating the same woman and decided it was best to join forces into a polygamous relationship with her. She has since married three other men and the sextuplet recently started a religious band that performs in Mormon stake centers in and around greater Idaho and eastern Oregon.